Thursday, December 18, 2008

Weird Product..

so here's the newest weird product i've discovered:

Burger King has released a cologne just in time for the holidays

it's called Flame and it smells like BURGERS.

i am SO serious.


Honestly, who wants to smell like a BURGER? Who inhales deeply while they go by BK and says to themselves, "i wish that i could just bottle up that scent and wear it all over my body!"? Who WANTS to smell like char-grilled meat?? what the hells???

on it's website Flame proclaims; The Whopper sandwich is America's favorite burger. Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

the "essence of that love", the "scent of seduction"!?!? are we SERIOUS right now?

I'm pretty sure that if I came home and wrapped my arms around my fiance, put my head on his sholder, breathed in deeply and smelled BURGER i would say "uhhhhhh do you think you could go take a shower please?" or at the very least, "fast food for lunch, huh?". I'm pretty sure I would not rip my shirt off immediately, say, "that is the absolute scent of seduction", pull my hair down and start moving in slow motion with Barry White playing in the background. Just sayin'.

But, you never know.

1 comment:

  1. EW this is weirder than when Uncle Ben thought they could sell rice with sex. REALLY Uncle Ben - REALLY??? No to both. Rice and burgers should not enter the bedroom. Leave the food in the kitchen people (especially the greasy fast food kind).

    oh and the KING creeps me the f out so there's that factor too. definitely a turn OFF not on.